Kodak launches Social Purging App; Unwanted people disappear forever!

Kodak today launched an app that lets you purge people from photo collections "As if they never existed."

Back in the cold war, communist leaders would regularly air brush away leaders who were inconvenient. Molotov? Politburo today, gone tomorrow.  Secret Police Chief Beria? Was he with us in Red Square last year? Doesn't seem that way.

The soviets had Apparatchiks to handle this.  On Facebook we're stuck with people we wish didn't exist,and no scalable process to make them go away. Until now.

The  Kodak Relationshiffft app is fast and accurate and is evidently finding a following in state security institutions, as well as high school. Now when you change your relationship status, your ex will magically disappear from all those Halloween and stupid bar-b-que  pictures.  Finally!   App is expected to be widely available April 1st. 

During the cold war propagandists reliably reconciled state photography with the ministry of truth's approved social graph. With 500mm members, Facebook users have been forced to manually purge unwanted people out of history's record manually. No longer. Kodak, who's brand is all about memories, is now deftly helping us make sure that the memories we don't want, never happened.

Nastrovia Kodak!

 

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Love it Peter! I've been a "victim" of this deletion through manual processes. So glad to see that it can be automagically automated! :)

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[Computer Repair Santa Monica]

This post is good but vaguely disquieting.

Here's why:

1. I think it may be therapeutic to remember the good with bad.

2. After you use this software to remove a person, what if you change your mind, reconcile or resume a friendship?

3. Deleting the person seems a little like Soviet and Chinese Secret Police tactics.

4. Can we trust Kodak to record all our pictures in their database? If your pictures are retaine, who can or cannot access the pictures?

I went to the Kodak site and read the article. Kodak claims that version 2.0 will contain the option to restore a deleted person. We'll see.

Happy erasing!

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http://www.computerrepairlasantamonica.com/

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